On the Wings of a Pigeon
i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again
(via laughingnancy)
I had this goat named Wendy and she was crazy. I can never tell if she was not photogenic or if she was just so photogenic that’s what it came out looking like.
(Source: babysitter-in-the-impala, via cats-in-the-sky)
Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen
(via ichikun)
how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
(via ichikun)
foie:
- greet
- chat
- chat
- chat
- joke
- joke
- joke
- joke
- compliment appearance
- compliment personality
- flirt
- flirt
- flirt
- hug
- hug
- hug
- hug
- hug
- hug
- amorous hug
- amorous hug
- first kiss
- kiss
- kiss
- kiss
- make out
- make out
- make out
- make out
- woo-hoo
- woo-hoo
- woo-hoo
- propose
it took me a good 20 seconds of reading to get this was a sims reference
(via haithinkimfunny)
Shout out to the guy in the back who seems really unsure about his life.
(Source: echelonromi, via haithinkimfunny)
dude if you want anyone to feel like shit just respond with ‘ok’ to all their messages like forreal
ok
you asshole
(via haithinkimfunny)
